The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

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hey guys

do you remember Phoebe? this beautiful cat who I forced to watch Gotham with me one time?

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and who sat on my butt this one time?

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I know sick cats are, like, the most basic scam on tumblr, but I wouldn't fuck with you on this: Phoebe is getting old and getting a bit sick, and her parent (my documentary partner, Kelsey!) needs a little help keeping up with the medical expenses.

right now Peebs needs an ultrasound to figure out what's up with her tumor, if you can give anything or reblog, it would be super appreciated

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good morning to all my new followers who arrived for breaking Gaylor news, there will be more of that but first might I ask you to donate to or reblog this GoFundMe for a very special old cat? it's more than halfway funded after just one night, everything is a huge help 💕

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Phoebe has less than 150 dollars to go to fund her ultrasound, if someone sends me a screenshot to prove they're the one who hit the $800 dollar goal I'll post hole

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subway-tolkien asked:

Re: Bad porn in fanfic—do you remember Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers? The site is miraculously still live despite Minotaur passing away some years back, and while some of the info is a little dated now, it was so helpful to fanfic writers and artists at the time. It's still useful. RIP, Minotaur.

(Link very very NSFW)

https://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/eroc.html

olderthannetfic answered:

Yeah, after he died, his friends made sure it stayed up.

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palipunk

Massive fuck you to everyone who is talking about Palestinians as if we’re already all dead and sharing more solidarity with our corpses than us living. “We will never forget the beautiful Palestinian people-“ how about you stop “making peace” with Palestinian extermination. My people are not going to be forgotten because we are going to live. Palestinians have already survived one genocide and have been surviving one ever since.

Do not ever let the idea that all Palestinians are going to die exist in your mind. Mourn the dead, fight like hell for the living.